Score: 9

"Awesome."

submission: Your Horoscope for Today!

date: April 7, 2006

Weird Al has always been one of my favorite musicians. What you've done here is take a great song and turn it into a flash masterpiece. I mean, it’s pretty hard to take a Weird Al song and turn it into a piece of crap. It’s just not possible. Although there are plenty of other people who have created a flash using the same song, (I did a quick search and found 5 or so) I think this one was by far the best. You definitely earned a 5 from me! ^_^

Keep up the excellent work.

Score: 9

"My 300th review! ^_^"

submission: TMNT: REBEL 3

date: March 31, 2006

Well, here it is, my big moment: my 300th review. I’ve come a long way to get here and it feels great! You must be very honored to have your movie be my 300th. If not, well, fuck you. Anyway, since it's a special review, I'm going to take on each section of the flash one by one. Here we go!

Graphics: The graphics look much cleaner than the previous versions. The animation itself ran at a very smooth frame rate. I especially liked whenever you showed a characters headshot. It was extremely detailed. Well done!

Sound: Not much sound here with only one song playing in the background. The voices, however, were very good. At times, some characters would sound like robots, but I guess that's how you wanted them to sound. :)

Interactivity: A play button. That's pretty much it.

Style: I always envy people that parody the TMNT. Mainly because there are so many ways to do it. In your case, you used a lot of random humor. That's good for me cause I like my humor very random! ^_^

Violence: Not much here. Shredder exploded.

Humor: Very random and very retarded. In a good way, that is. The way you drew the characters and the way you made them sound was funny on it's own. And, seriously, who doesn’t like a hint of Master Roshi in their flash? ;)

Overall: This was a very entertaining flash with a lot of funny moments. I'd recommend it to anyone who likes random humor, as well as TMNT parodies. It might not appeal to everyone, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be enjoyable. Keep up the great work, Quimera. I hope you'll consider making a part 4. I would love to see it as well as other work from you. ^_^

~TITROTU

Score: 8

"Heads up! IWP fan reviewing!"

submission: Foamy, The Making of

date: March 30, 2006

No, I'm not going to bash you in the least. I liked this parody. If I'm not mistaken, it was the first Clock movie to use lip-syncing. I thought that was pretty cool. However, I don't know if you knew, but this same exact idea was done before. Have you seen AEA2's IllWillPress Cartoon Tutorial? It's the same thing; telling how to make a cartoon like IWP in under 5 minutes. Even so, I thought yours was a little bit neater. Like you actually put in some effort into this unlike most of the parodies that have been showing up. I respect you greatly for stating your opinion in a very creative way, but I'm still a fan of IWP. Go ahead and call me a "foamhead" if you wish, I still enjoy his works. All in all, this was a pretty good parody which got me a few chuckles.

Best wishes, from who is quite possibly the only Foamy fan left on NG,
TITROTU

Score: 7

"A decent parody."

submission: deletebl01

date: March 30, 2006

It's good to see that you can express your opinion like a civilized human instead of just bitching like a retard. It was a decent parody with only minor problems. The sound, for one, was very poor. I suggest getting a better microphone. Also, the way you flat out copied the style of IWP’s last movie wasn’t very cool. I know you were trying to prove a point, but you could at least try something a little different. For whatever reason, NG seems to be the only place with Foamy hate. Other comminutes like MySpace, Xanga, and UGO Player love him. Have you ever had a Google Fight between NG and Foamy? You would be very surprised at the results. I did enjoy this flash because of the way you presented it. And yes, I'm still a fan of IWP. I may not enjoy his latest works as much as I did his earlier ones, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t funny anymore. (To me anyway.) I know that you didn't take the animation seriously, so I am eagerly waiting to see what you can really come up with.

Best wishes, from who is quite possibly the only Foamy fan left on NG,
TITROTU

Score: 10

"Holy crap!"

submission: Sonic X CC Trailer

date: March 23, 2006

If this is only the trailer, my God, do I have something to look forward to! I can't believe how well done this trailer was. The graphics were amazing, the textures were beautiful, and the character models looked extremely well drawn; like they took hours to do. To think this was only the trailer! I mean, God damn! Will you be adding voice acting to the final product? Either way, I am eagerly waiting for the release of the final movie. I'm still shocked over the fact that this is the trailer and not the real thing. Man, I think I need to sit down.

Keep up the excellent work!

Score: 9

"Another great rant."

submission: :: FoAmY :: CDs ::

date: March 23, 2006

Welcome back, illwill. We missed you. Well, most of us, anyway. Great rant you made. I haven't really noticed those problems about the CDs cause I hardly ever buy them. What can I say? I'm an iTunes man. I see that you're still shacking the haters off your tail. It seems to have become a fad to hate you or something. While some of the haters (notably the ones who actually produce flash) have valid reasons to hate you, other are just followers; thinking it must be "cool" or whatever. Still, you have fans here; so don't count yourself out just yet. I think the haters are just plain cute with their angry little reviews. They treat you like a menace to society when in reality you're just a dude who's laughing his ass off about how the haters react to you. Hey, everybody has their fans and haters. It's just that your haters act like this is the friggin' war of the internet. They could easily not click those shiny, "Watch this movie" and "Review this movie" buttons. I sometimes think they're just plain idiotic. Still, I have my share of criticism too. After all, I am a "foamhead" as they call me. ;)

Keep up the great work, illwill. I can't wait to see more of Foamy. :D

Score: 10

"Wonderful game."

submission: PPGD: Battle in Megaville

date: March 16, 2006

PPGD had always been one of my guilty pleasures. People always ask me what my favorite web comic is. When they do, I list PPGD alongside Penny Arcade, Ctrl+Alt+Del, and VG Cats. I know, it might sound a little gay to enjoy a web comic based upon PPG and other cartoon shows, but it was an enjoyable experience, and I had no regrets. But enough about that, let's talk about THIS! This is no doubt in my mind one of the best flash games I've ever played. It had all the elements of a good game; graphics, game play, story, sound, and fun. I was literally playing this game for a good 2 hours; trying to beat story mode with every character. The only thing I would suggest is to add more characters and a Tag-Team mode. Now, THAT would kick ass! Even so, I can really tell that you worked your ass off on this; you deserve any and every award you'll get. I hope to see more games like this from you.

Keep up the great work! :)

Score: 9

"Wonchop does it again!"

submission: Teagirl

date: March 16, 2006

Once again, you grace the portal with your entertaining pieces of work. I loved it! It was funny, brilliantly animated, well thought-out, and just overall fun to watch. (Well, in my opinion, anyway.) The voice actors also did an excellent job with their roles. All in all, you did a great job on this, like most of your work.

Congrats on Daily 3rd and Front Page! :D

Score: 8

"I'm surprised at you Rupee. :("

submission: iwp makes ANOTHER movie

date: March 13, 2006

I thought you of all people wouldn't be bothered by the way other artists compose their work. You're a very intelligent person, so I just figured you would just ignore the movies and move on with your life. I guess I was wrong. You're just like everyone else; complaining about something you don't like. It doesn't matter how much effort someone puts into his or her work, just as long as the finished product is entertaining. May I remind you of Jerry Jackson? How much effort does he put into his crap-filled movies? Yet, he's one of the funniest authors here. IWP uses a different style of humor to entertain his fans. It obviously doesn't appeal to you, but does that give you the right to criticize him? Just don't watch his movies. It's really that simple. Don't even review his movies. You make it sound like he a menace to society when in reality, he's just a guy like you and me. By the way, who are you to decide what "isn't funny anymore?" Last time I checked, every human being on this plant has a different sense of humor. I am very disappointed in you. You're just like the rest of the haters; bitching about an internet cartoon. Do you know how fucking pathetic that sounds? Whatever. Do want you want.

I did like this movie, though. And yes, you're still on my favorite authors list. Don't think my angry rant changes anything. <3

Score: 8

"Best one yet."

submission: FOAMY: Tech-Support III :

date: March 9, 2006

This is without a doubt the best Tech-Support yet. Great job, illwill! I'm glad you decided to submit this one here. You really haven't been keeping up with us, have you? You submitted User Agreement almost 5 days after you posted it on your site. What's wrong? You don't like us anymore? Is it the fact that you get too much negative feedback here? Well, it doesn't matter to me where you host it. Juts as long as it's entertaining! We'll I should wrap up this little review. I need to get my popcorn and soda ready and read all the reviews left by the haters. They're hilarious; especially the ones from people who think they’re Roger Ebert and have to write a fuckin’ essay on how much you suck.

Keep up the great work. :)