Score: 3

"Needs work."

submission: The Gayest Showdown

date: January 16, 2006

First off, I want to congratulate you on getting front page. The admins obviously liked your work on a respectable level. Now, on to the review. If you are going to make a parody, you have to at least put some effort into it. I understand that you didn't enjoy The Ultimate Showdown, and I know that you thought the graphics for that flash were terrible. But that doesn't mean you should make the graphics for your flash terrible, too. What you should really be doing is making something better than The Ultimate Showdown. If you truly believe that flash is overrated and stupid, then create something that people will enjoy and not just a two minute paint job.

Still, you should be happy with getting front page alone. Now you know that your message is being heard. :)

Score: 4

"Meh."

submission: The Foamy Wars!-Part 1

date: January 15, 2006

Let me start by pointing out the good things:

- Awesome Matrix music.

Now, for the bad things.

- Total lack of originality. Bashing Foamy is so over done it's not even funny anymore.
- Mediocre graphics. It needs some major cleaning up.
- Voice work. Whoever was doing Foamy's voice in the beginning, needs to never go near a microphone again. It was just awful. And Speakonia voices are annoying. Plain and simple.

Now, if you haven't already guessed, I'm a Foamy fan. No, I'm not going to burn down your house, nor will I spam up your inbox. I respect the Foamy haters simply because people have different likes and dislikes. (Duh!) However, this flash wasn't that good. Be aware that I'm not giving you a low score because you killed Foamy, I'm giving you a low score because of what I listed above. This movie does have some potential, (the ending gave me a slight chuckle) but only if it's used properly.

Study up some tutorials before you submit part 2.

Score: 8

"Much better than your last one."

submission: The HATTA's Rant

date: January 14, 2006

The rants are what make Neurotically Yours....well...Neurotically Yours. You should make more of these and less of...uh...what you did last time. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a loyal fan of your work.

Just keep these rants coming. ;)

Score: 8

"God Damn!"

submission: Exotic Chocolates

date: January 7, 2006

I've never seen so much hate for you. This movie has a overall review score of 4. What is going one? Listen, I know you read these reviews, (Despite what other people think. NEWS FLASH: Just because someone doesn't reply to a review, it doesn't mean they don't read it.) so I'm asking you to leave Newgrounds. Not because I want you to, it's because you get so much negative feedback here. You have a very large fanbase, it's just that people here don't understand you. Perhaps you should keep your animations to your own site, instead of here.

Whatever you do, I will always remain a fan. Much <3, brother.

Score: 2

"You can do better."

submission: FOAMY TUTORIAL 1

date: December 23, 2005

Let's see, this took about what, five minutes to make? And for what purpose? It's not like people are going to suddenly change their opinion about Foamy or his creator. Despite this little "tutorial" you've whipped up, IWP does much more work than you think. I know that he doesn't have the most supportive audience on NG, but will you give the guy a fucking break? Some people like his work, and some people don't. It isn't his fault that his movies get high scores. It isn't his fault that his movies get front page. He doesn't control any of that. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean you should degrade yourself by submitting mediocre movies that barely pass judgement.

I know you can do better than this. Please use your talent for something other than hatred.

Score: 8

"First off,"

submission: The 8-Bit Wizard

date: December 23, 2005

The NES is not the greatest console of our time. The SNES is. If you try to convince me otherwise, I will sneak into your room at night and slash your eyes out with rusty scissors. Second, this was a great quiz. The questions were well thought up, making it tough for even the greatest of fans to scratch their heads. You did a fine job for your first game, and I would love to see more quizzes from you.

Keep up the great work. :)

Score: 7

"Surprisingly funny."

submission: Retard Bob: Aliens Attack

date: December 20, 2005

I don't know what it is. It could be the lame jokes, or the cardboard cut-out animation. Maybe it's the ridiculously stupid antics of you and your friends? Either way, I had a good laugh while watching this. I would love to see a sequel. Perhaps something with robot-pirates? ;)

Keep up the good work.

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 14

date: December 19, 2005

The best RAB by far. It was funny, well-animated, and totally insane! (In a good way.) This series has come a long way and it gets better and better with each new episode. I know that it takes you a long time to make this episodes, but I can't wait for RAB 15! I hope it will be an instant classic. Oh yeah, I also heard that RAB 1 & 2 will be making an appearance on "Happy Tree Friends and Friends." That must be a big honor for you. Hopefully the rest of the episodes will be shown on TV, then everyone would recognize your glory!

Keep up the excellent work, Dave. :)

Score: 6

"Ha ha, so true."

submission: 000S

date: December 18, 2005

This movie was good for a quick laugh, but nothing more. I also wouldn't call it a "dis" to the Barney Bunch, since nothing really pisses them off as much as they piss off NG. I can also see that you did put a decent amount of effort into it, which is good enough to get a 5 from me! :D

I do hope that your next tutorial will be a real one. ;)

Score: 2

"Well,"

submission: Foamy Frontpage Collab

date: December 18, 2005

This wasn't entertaining. Nor was it well animated or funny. No, I think this movie will be filed as, "Totally stupid." I have no beef with you being a Foamy hater, in fact I admire you guys. You express your hatred for Foamy in a neat and clever way. However. this wasn't one. This probably took you what, five minutes to make? And don't give me none of that "I worked on this flash the same amount of time that IWP worked on his" cause I'm not buying it. If you hate him and his cartoons so much, then vote low, leave a somewhat civilized review, and be on your way.

But hey, if it makes you happy to read the death-threat reviews, by all means go ahead.